Largely speaking, it's a pseudorandom set of jottings and stuff from Simon (tufty) Stapleton. Much of the information on this site is for information only, and can be considered out of date.
Less generically, it's my home on the internet. Here can be found some interesting stuff, some not-so-interesting stuff, and an awful lot of dreck. It gets updated sporadically, generally when I feel the urge to. What you won't find here is pirated software, pr0n, anything that will spam you or infect your machine with virii, or anything generally unpleasant. Read the disclaimer below though, as some content may offend the sensibilities.
This website is designed for consumption by mature adults, and as such may contain strong language. As far as I know, it contains no illegal or immoral material (although it may indirectly or directly link to some). If the content offends you, or your kids surf onto it and subsequently turn into drug-addled paedophile axe murdering terrorists who stalk members of the Luxembourgeoise government across the 'net, don't blame me. I'm not to blame, and I couldn't care less anyway.
Using the mailto: link above to spam me will be considered an opening of hostilities. I can be very inventive when I'm angry. Spammers, you have been warned.
More crappy photos in the move section.
Added the first of the year 3 photos. Crappy scans, crappy photos.
Added espacenet patent ripping scripts to the freeware page
Completely new layout with new swanky stylesheets started. No new content, of course.
Update of the house move page. Woo. New content! About bloody time, too.